This website started in a basement house that soon became the portal to a subterranean super race of mind-warping Neo-Aztec cyberpunks. WE ARE NOT LIKE THOSE GUYS THAT WORE PURPLE SHOES AND WORSHIPPED COMETS. Please stop posting accusations of the sort. What we have are questions. Should your head be permanently wrapped in tinfoil to stop the goverment from burning your perverted fantasies onto a CD for distribution to your future employers? Is your local deli fronting an NSA conspiracy of shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from Mars? Are you convinced that the crew of the Marie Celeste instructed you to spatch-cock the family budgerigar? Is that circle of flat grass in your backyard evidence of alien lifeforms or simply further proof that the gardener is boning your wife?

If you have paranoia coursing through your veins like a speedball, if you attempt to acid-burn your fingerprints after a single flash of eye contact with the postman, LIES DAMN LIES is the site for you. Welcome home. Our forums are dedicated to exposing the sinister forces that control every twist and turn of our APPARENTLY meaningless lives. REMEMBER - nothing is meaningless. Everything has a reason. And that reason is usually that the goverment is out to destroy you, and everyone just like you. We all know that we are being watched constantly and lied to about everything - BY THE MEDIA!!!!! Time to set the record straight. Write it down here before it is ripped off the net by the "administration". It's time to end the conspiracy of lies!