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The mullet connection! on Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:51 am
The Mullet, The Miller, Mom.
I've been thinking a lot. Open your eyes! For hundreds of years, a powerful group of Europeans has been hatching plans to rule the world via a single, totalitarian goverment. It's true - fascists have bad hair! Characterized by their mullet haircuts, pot bellies, bad teeth and distinctive rituals of line dancing and group urination outside heavy metal clubs, these cigarette-smoking anarchists have been spotted in countries such as Germany, Belgium and the Czech Republic and have permeated every stratum of society from ice hockey to sexually confused teen girls to country music. Don't be fooled by the paper goverments of the developed world: the Mulletati are responsible for every bloody revolution ever perpetrated and are masterminding events that will lead to a new world order in which sausage for breakfast and wine for lunch will become the norm. This is a worldwide conspiracy directed at the manipulation and control of humanity... I say nuke them!
I've been thinking a lot. Open your eyes! For hundreds of years, a powerful group of Europeans has been hatching plans to rule the world via a single, totalitarian goverment. It's true - fascists have bad hair! Characterized by their mullet haircuts, pot bellies, bad teeth and distinctive rituals of line dancing and group urination outside heavy metal clubs, these cigarette-smoking anarchists have been spotted in countries such as Germany, Belgium and the Czech Republic and have permeated every stratum of society from ice hockey to sexually confused teen girls to country music. Don't be fooled by the paper goverments of the developed world: the Mulletati are responsible for every bloody revolution ever perpetrated and are masterminding events that will lead to a new world order in which sausage for breakfast and wine for lunch will become the norm. This is a worldwide conspiracy directed at the manipulation and control of humanity... I say nuke them!
